jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Randomize
