But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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