can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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