On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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