Buhtt sex?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
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