he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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