Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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