Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Randomize
