What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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