Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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