She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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