This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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