I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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