Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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