You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I wish you could order shots online.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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