So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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