do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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