problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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