pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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