i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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