So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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