Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
