i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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