So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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