Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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