Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
There r osticjed everywhere
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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