Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
oh god was she eating orange peels again
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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