Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Randomize
