FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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