yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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