there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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