I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Your cock deserves a montage
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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