just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I looked at my own cervix.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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