I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I pour the whiskey from now on
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Randomize
