If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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