Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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