Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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