now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
We got so high we made milksteak
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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