I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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