There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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