she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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