Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I enjoy the company of your penis
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