your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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