Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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