it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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