i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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