Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
two words...techno handjob
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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