theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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