Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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