Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Someone came in the potted fern
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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