ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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