do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
dude. I can hear the air.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
