I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
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