you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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