what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Its about making memories worth repressing
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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